The setting was far from my ideal, but was comfortable enough, and I was in the right mind-set for an experience into the 'Dreamzone'
I placed a medium sized pinch onto a crack pipe, and inhaled deeply; holding my plastic lighter close to the herb... something came over me, disorientation... but I hadn't yet broken the barrier.
I loaded the pipe again quickly, keeping the flame in contact until there was nothing but white ash on the can, as I was inhaling my friend was trying to show me something to my left, but I couldn't give the least bit of interest in what it was. Now there was silence, and my consciousness became indifferent from my body, my surroundings, and my immediate and ultimate purpose.
Everything happened with such a rapidity that it was impossible to focus on any particular visual distortion that was taking place, my perception of ego and self where disintegrated, along with the knowledge of my whereabouts, what was this thing called Earth?
The fabric of time was nowhere to be felt, and I had absolutely no memory of taking any substance, which created not a fear as such, but an awe of where and what I had been projected into.
The lounge wall in front of me became a huge screen-portal into another dimension, I could see a weird and beautiful terrain which resembled Mars, perhaps the Cursed Earth from 2000 ad would be a better description.
In this planet there were dead branches and trees, which were seeping, and stretching into what was remaining of 'my' world, or that thing which I now perceive as my world.
There was a DVD playing on the 32 inch flat screen in front of this portal; 1408 the plot was disturbingly familiar to me, John Cussack was going through something like what I was being subjected to, his dialogue was directed at me, his attempt to comfort me failed and he was reaching his hand out of the TV screen towards me, it was clearly three dimensional, and I could if I had tried, grabbed his hand and gone further than I should have into the bardo.
At this point I became somehow aware that I should be in a different state, my subconscious sending out a faint signal perhaps, that things weren't supposed to be this way, I started to fight inside myself, to gain some, any idea of who and where I was. The concept that I had ingested some substance or herb came to me then, and I noticed a vial on the arm of the sofa next to me, and was positive that I had been poisoned, and had been sent to a place, some otherworld which was real but hidden from the majority, anyone who has seen the film They Live will see what I'm getting at there.
The journey seemed to take up a large portion of my life, possibly years, but in our reality and time frame must have taken no longer than 15 to 20 minutes, judging from the length of the film that was playing.
I became in my consciousness, every abstract fear which one experiences inside of a dream or nightmare state, seeing all things from the fears' point of view. That is the best description I can provide of Salvia's effects on perception.
I have gained an intense and genuine respect for this plant and its obvious power and benefits when placed in the right hands.
Somebody reading this I hope will attain a rough idea of what to expect from the plant, but please do not be fooled, you can not comprehend the experience unless you try, unless you take those first steps into the DREAMZONE.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Was It Yesterday?
The Graeme Blake Story
Part 1
So here it is. My life. All 17 years of it summed up on a minor website down a bad alley in the slums of cyberspace. Here is where you can find out about me;
Graeme Harry William Ward Blake. Over the next few weeks/months/years
'http://dr.ivan.tripod.com/' will be the
home of my premature autobiography. This will be a brief introduction,and if i don't recieve too much abuse, I'll update it every now and again with a history of myself and the people who have had the misfortune to encounter me. Eventually of course I'll catch
up with myself, at which point this will turn into a diary. Then an obituary perhaps.
The main characters in the epic adventure story that is my life are as follows:
Keith 'KC' Atkins- Childhood friend and all around nice-guy.Currently
working as a cordon
bleu chef at a nearby restaurant
Wes 'Captain Valentine' Hope- Friend and accomplice. Excellent host and
provider of pizza.
Makes the best Mexican beans this side of Tijuana.
Jon 'Dr.Ivan' Hope- Brother of Wes and friend to all. Purveyor of ultimate weirdness, as you probably gathered from the homepage!
Next time: The saga begins...
Part 2
Some time has passed since I scribbled the first chapter of this odd collection of thoughts and long repressed memories. Now I’m a little older; I’m a little wiser. The players have changed somewhat, but the show has gone on. Part tragedy, part farce. I’ll attempt to carry on from where I left off when I was a fresh [pizza] faced seventeen year old.
* * * * *
I suppose it’s customary, and generally regarded as polite, to begin at the beginning. In my case, this was Salisbury general hospital, where I emerged into the world to the sight and sound of fireworks. November the fifth 1987, the day that cosmic chaos bore me into a bleak world of shellsuits and bad hair.
According to reliable sources, I was an unremarkable baby, indistinguishable from a homemade blancmange, save for a small brown birthmark on my chest. Apparently some cultures believe that birthmarks are the result of an unfulfilled wish of the mother. I can understand this, as I can’t imagine my birth fulfilled anyone’s wishes. I have been told very little about these formative years, so I can only assume I went about my postnatal business as any other darling bambino does, inputting and outputting. I imagine often at the same time, and from multiple orifices. My parents aren’t ones for nostalgia, so I really do know very little about my early self. It wouldn’t surprise me if they have as little idea as me. My Mother was a bit of a hippie in her day, and I think the lifestyle took its toll on her cognitive functions. And my Father? Well, a lifetime of hard labour and anger issues understandably leave one a little jaded and desensitised. But, you love people for their faults, not in spite of them; and I’m truly grateful for the ‘unique’ genes they built me from, and the life I’ve so far led. I had (and continue to have) a sister too, but at this stage I was far too busy gurgling from both ends to acknowledge her with more than a bewildered stare, as photographs attest.
But I’m getting way ahead of myself. Back to the past: Life as a toddler is the best phase in the grand melodrama we call existence. Everything is an adventure; even a trip to the local Co-op was something to get excited about, as a ride in the ‘Pink Panther’ cartoon car was all but guaranteed. Naiveties are still intact at this stage, so the world is constantly rose-tinted. It’s why we have to tell children that the nice man who offers you sweets and a ride in his car may not actually be a nice man. Life was good, and I was blissfully happy toddling about my infant agenda. And then they went and ruined it all.
I’m not sure why I hated playgroup as much as I did. After all, who doesn’t enjoy making pictures of chickens out of macaroni and painting one’s toes every colour of the spectrum? But hate it I did, and eventually my constant bawling became enough of a worry for my poor, exasperated Mother to pull me out of there. Yes, the victory was as sweet as the watermelon Jolly Rancher I was given to shut up, but it was short lived, as I was soon institutionalised in a different playgroup. I only have one vivid memory of my sentence there. It is of sliding down a four-foot wooden slide holding a large plastic jumbo jet. Apparently my brain decided this was a keeper, which gives an educational insight into my thought process. Learning to walk? No. Big plastic plane? Yes! And it was in this poster-paint gulag that I learned I would forever be a bit of an outcast. Not enough to garner attention or sympathy, but just enough to be regarded with a slightly skewed eye. I had an allergy to dairy products you see, and while all the other kids supped at their uniform bottles of pure, creamy, sterilised milk, guess who was handed the only carton of Ribena on the whole trolley. Correct. It wasn’t even an exciting allergy. No choking, no uncontrollable bleeding, no death. Just a bit of blotchy redness and itchiness. Entirely unworthy of the fuss. Worse still would be the Soya milk, which would cause many a chuckle among my diminutive peers due to its slightly brown colour. I don’t think I have to elaborate on what exactly they likened it to. Kids can be so cruel.
And I should know, I was probably the worst of them. That’s another reason I was regarded oddly: I was an arse. A truly horrible child, exactly like the ones I sneer at with contempt now. I seemed to have some sort of power trip that led to selfishness, jealousy and a lot of crying when things went badly. I’d like to think I’ve changed, but that’s up to those that see me, still with that same skewed eye. For one thing, I don’t cry half as much when things go badly.
And thus I developed, learning a thousand new things every day: The cat is not a chew-toy, the slime that collects in the birdbath does not taste good, women have large amounts of fluff between their legs and nothing else. This last one I learned when I wandered into the female changing rooms at the local swimming pool, and instantly it became a source of great consternation. I was assured it was quite normal, and accepted this until the day I discovered the Internet, when my ideas of genital normalcy were turned rather upside-down, but that’s another story for another chapter…
I assume I followed a pretty ‘normal’ pattern of growth, picking up the odd penchants of conspicuously peeking up women’s skirts and chewing inflatable rubber bears along the way. I’m happy to say I’ve conquered one of these vices… Of course memories of these early years are like badly creased, over-exposed snapshots at best. For instance, I only very vaguely recall falling from my Father’s knee and varnishing the coffee table with my head-blood. But perhaps that’s not so surprising. The scar is still there, in the form of a thankfully inconspicuous bald-spot. But I fear the mental damage was more serious, and it may indeed be the cause of my mild premature dementia. And this condition will be manifested amply in the chapters to come.
*Next time on Was It Yesterday?: Our mild-mannered protagonist starts Infant School, with hilarious consequences!
*Credit to the elusive Dr. Ivan for the concept and title. Find the introductory first chapter, and much, MUCH else at: http://dr.ivan.tripod.com/index.html
*Comments, queries and verbal abuse are actively encouraged. I hope to do this sort of thing for a living one day, and I need to know where I’m going right/wrong.
The Graeme Blake Story
Part 1
So here it is. My life. All 17 years of it summed up on a minor website down a bad alley in the slums of cyberspace. Here is where you can find out about me;
Graeme Harry William Ward Blake. Over the next few weeks/months/years
'http://dr.ivan.tripod.com/' will be the
home of my premature autobiography. This will be a brief introduction,and if i don't recieve too much abuse, I'll update it every now and again with a history of myself and the people who have had the misfortune to encounter me. Eventually of course I'll catch
up with myself, at which point this will turn into a diary. Then an obituary perhaps.
The main characters in the epic adventure story that is my life are as follows:
Keith 'KC' Atkins- Childhood friend and all around nice-guy.Currently
working as a cordon
bleu chef at a nearby restaurant
Wes 'Captain Valentine' Hope- Friend and accomplice. Excellent host and
provider of pizza.
Makes the best Mexican beans this side of Tijuana.
Jon 'Dr.Ivan' Hope- Brother of Wes and friend to all. Purveyor of ultimate weirdness, as you probably gathered from the homepage!
Next time: The saga begins...
Part 2
Some time has passed since I scribbled the first chapter of this odd collection of thoughts and long repressed memories. Now I’m a little older; I’m a little wiser. The players have changed somewhat, but the show has gone on. Part tragedy, part farce. I’ll attempt to carry on from where I left off when I was a fresh [pizza] faced seventeen year old.
* * * * *
I suppose it’s customary, and generally regarded as polite, to begin at the beginning. In my case, this was Salisbury general hospital, where I emerged into the world to the sight and sound of fireworks. November the fifth 1987, the day that cosmic chaos bore me into a bleak world of shellsuits and bad hair.
According to reliable sources, I was an unremarkable baby, indistinguishable from a homemade blancmange, save for a small brown birthmark on my chest. Apparently some cultures believe that birthmarks are the result of an unfulfilled wish of the mother. I can understand this, as I can’t imagine my birth fulfilled anyone’s wishes. I have been told very little about these formative years, so I can only assume I went about my postnatal business as any other darling bambino does, inputting and outputting. I imagine often at the same time, and from multiple orifices. My parents aren’t ones for nostalgia, so I really do know very little about my early self. It wouldn’t surprise me if they have as little idea as me. My Mother was a bit of a hippie in her day, and I think the lifestyle took its toll on her cognitive functions. And my Father? Well, a lifetime of hard labour and anger issues understandably leave one a little jaded and desensitised. But, you love people for their faults, not in spite of them; and I’m truly grateful for the ‘unique’ genes they built me from, and the life I’ve so far led. I had (and continue to have) a sister too, but at this stage I was far too busy gurgling from both ends to acknowledge her with more than a bewildered stare, as photographs attest.
But I’m getting way ahead of myself. Back to the past: Life as a toddler is the best phase in the grand melodrama we call existence. Everything is an adventure; even a trip to the local Co-op was something to get excited about, as a ride in the ‘Pink Panther’ cartoon car was all but guaranteed. Naiveties are still intact at this stage, so the world is constantly rose-tinted. It’s why we have to tell children that the nice man who offers you sweets and a ride in his car may not actually be a nice man. Life was good, and I was blissfully happy toddling about my infant agenda. And then they went and ruined it all.
I’m not sure why I hated playgroup as much as I did. After all, who doesn’t enjoy making pictures of chickens out of macaroni and painting one’s toes every colour of the spectrum? But hate it I did, and eventually my constant bawling became enough of a worry for my poor, exasperated Mother to pull me out of there. Yes, the victory was as sweet as the watermelon Jolly Rancher I was given to shut up, but it was short lived, as I was soon institutionalised in a different playgroup. I only have one vivid memory of my sentence there. It is of sliding down a four-foot wooden slide holding a large plastic jumbo jet. Apparently my brain decided this was a keeper, which gives an educational insight into my thought process. Learning to walk? No. Big plastic plane? Yes! And it was in this poster-paint gulag that I learned I would forever be a bit of an outcast. Not enough to garner attention or sympathy, but just enough to be regarded with a slightly skewed eye. I had an allergy to dairy products you see, and while all the other kids supped at their uniform bottles of pure, creamy, sterilised milk, guess who was handed the only carton of Ribena on the whole trolley. Correct. It wasn’t even an exciting allergy. No choking, no uncontrollable bleeding, no death. Just a bit of blotchy redness and itchiness. Entirely unworthy of the fuss. Worse still would be the Soya milk, which would cause many a chuckle among my diminutive peers due to its slightly brown colour. I don’t think I have to elaborate on what exactly they likened it to. Kids can be so cruel.
And I should know, I was probably the worst of them. That’s another reason I was regarded oddly: I was an arse. A truly horrible child, exactly like the ones I sneer at with contempt now. I seemed to have some sort of power trip that led to selfishness, jealousy and a lot of crying when things went badly. I’d like to think I’ve changed, but that’s up to those that see me, still with that same skewed eye. For one thing, I don’t cry half as much when things go badly.
And thus I developed, learning a thousand new things every day: The cat is not a chew-toy, the slime that collects in the birdbath does not taste good, women have large amounts of fluff between their legs and nothing else. This last one I learned when I wandered into the female changing rooms at the local swimming pool, and instantly it became a source of great consternation. I was assured it was quite normal, and accepted this until the day I discovered the Internet, when my ideas of genital normalcy were turned rather upside-down, but that’s another story for another chapter…
I assume I followed a pretty ‘normal’ pattern of growth, picking up the odd penchants of conspicuously peeking up women’s skirts and chewing inflatable rubber bears along the way. I’m happy to say I’ve conquered one of these vices… Of course memories of these early years are like badly creased, over-exposed snapshots at best. For instance, I only very vaguely recall falling from my Father’s knee and varnishing the coffee table with my head-blood. But perhaps that’s not so surprising. The scar is still there, in the form of a thankfully inconspicuous bald-spot. But I fear the mental damage was more serious, and it may indeed be the cause of my mild premature dementia. And this condition will be manifested amply in the chapters to come.
*Next time on Was It Yesterday?: Our mild-mannered protagonist starts Infant School, with hilarious consequences!
*Credit to the elusive Dr. Ivan for the concept and title. Find the introductory first chapter, and much, MUCH else at: http://dr.ivan.tripod.com/index.html
*Comments, queries and verbal abuse are actively encouraged. I hope to do this sort of thing for a living one day, and I need to know where I’m going right/wrong.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Introduction to The Fat Man
I never did see him come out again...There are two 'Fat Men' worthy of mention in West Moors. This young man being the smaller of the two.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Our Friends in West Moors
Starting next post will be -- Our Friends in West Moors.
Which will serve as a pictorial roundup of all the weirdness that goes on in the West Moors/Ferndown area. There will feature:
Freaks and human oddities.
Road kill.
Forteana and Simulacra, plus much more.
Which will serve as a pictorial roundup of all the weirdness that goes on in the West Moors/Ferndown area. There will feature:
Freaks and human oddities.
Road kill.
Forteana and Simulacra, plus much more.
Friday, May 05, 2006
It begins
Should be fun, having a "Blog" like this one.
I'll try and make it as fun as I can.
Rhinestone Cowboy
I'll try and make it as fun as I can.
Rhinestone Cowboy
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